- Paul Blart Mall Cop’s homosexual sister
- A heavy-set Brendan Fraser in drag
- Something that would need to hibernate for a few months in the winter
- E. Honda from Street Fighter 2
- The warden at a women's prison
- The kind of gal that would work up a sweat while consuming a Grand Slam from Denny's
Elena Kagan looks like...
- She might have a lair in the sewers of Gotham City
- She could pass for a Fruity Pebbles spokesperson if she wore a bright orange dress with brown triangles
- The title character from Mrs. Doubtfire 2 starring John Goodman
- A notorious crime lord from the planet Tatooine
Elena Kagan looks like...
- A woman with an excessive amount of cats
- The kind of gal that would organize monthly Tupperware parties
- The kind of gal that would ring your doorbell at 8:42AM on Saturday asking for donations to the Bedford County Environmental Bureau
- The kind of gal that would be happy to take to a message for you if Dr. Swanson is not available
- A lady that really knows her way around suburban New Jersey’s Real Estate market
- The woman who works in the gardening department at Wal-Mart on Route 46 and claims that the best part of her job is the employee discount
- A Veterinary technician who spends her free time doing Sudoku
Elena Kagan looks like...
- The cow that got lowered into the raptor paddock in Jurassic Park
- A former Supermarket Sweep contestant
- The first baseman on a women’s league softball team would need to leave a game early because of painful bunions and sore cankles
- A Jew
- The kind of gal that would own a parakeet
- The kind of gal that would have all 11 seasons of Fraiser on DVD
- The kind of gal that enjoys listening to Michael Bolton, Barry Manelow, and Yanni
Elena Kagan looks like…
- The kind of gal that drives a purple Saturn with Trisket crumbs embedded into the seats
- The kind of gal that would send out Christmas cards of herself and her golden retriever Charles in matching sweaters
- The kind of gal that would have a Barbra Streisand commemorative plate collection
- The kind of gal that would fill her home with paintings by Warren Kimble and Norman Rockwell
- The kind of gal that always claims to be on a diet but never seems to lose any weight
- The kind of gal that would be in a lunch time “walking group”
- The kind of gal that would have a blog dedicated to her silly anecdotes from weekend chores, and her endless struggle with chocolate addiction
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